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Laughing Cows
On 05/20/2013 in Question
When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
———- from Greg McVerry of San Francisco, CA
Only if she was drinking milk at the time someone told a joke. The stupider the joke, the greater the force and volume of the effluviant. They say that Wisconsin Public Radio refuses to carry my show just so cows in that most dairy of states will stay on task, and avoid nasal regurgitation. Most cows can’t stand milk. They much prefer a highly carbonated, caffeinated soft drink. Many cows simply refuse to give milk without first drinking a few gallons of the stuff. Often you’ll see a beverage truck parked outside a dairy barn, delivering case after case of sweetend bubbly water that will just end up being snorted onto the hay once the cow realizes the inherent absurdity of her condition.
Running in Public Office
On 05/17/2013 in Question
Since being elected to public office, I’ve found that I enjoy running. Problem is, little rocks find their way into my running shoes. I never had this problem before I got involved in politics. What can I do to stop this from happening?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
What’s Atlas Standing On?
On 05/15/2013 in Question
If Atlas is holding the world on his shoulders, what is he standing on?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
The Emergency Broadcast System
On 05/13/2013 in Question
My family and I live in earthquake country. Often on the radio I hear the emergency warning broadcasts, with the nerve wracking scream they play for about ten seconds. When an earthquake strikes, I’m often listening to the radio, but I’ve never heard this annoying announcement or the scream when an earthquake actually happens. How come?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Appliances and Voltage
On 05/10/2013 in Question
