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Inside a Think Tank
On 05/31/2013 in Question
What, if anything, is inside a think tank?
———- from Dean Cully of Bethel, AK
Most think tanks are slightly larger than your average water heater and can be placed in any room in the house. Since you’re dealing with liquid mental acuity I’d play it safe and call a certified psycho-plumber for the installation. The most important consideration is a fully functioning brain drain. If it’s not installed just right, bad ideas settle to the bottom and eventually all your ideas become bad ones. You lose the capacity for rational thought and eventually become totally delusional. Many a college professor made the mistake of installing his own think tank and the price we all paid was enormous. So do us all a favor and let your fingers do the walking. Stop at “P”, for pyschoplumber.
Animal Husbandry
On 05/29/2013 in Question
Ever since the women’s liberation movement, I haven’t heard much about animal husbandry. Is there a connection here?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Gaining Weight
On 05/27/2013 in Question
How come I gain two pounds after an eight ounce chicken dinner, and I gain five pounds after eating an eight ounce steak?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Bicyles and Wind
On 05/24/2013 in Question
How come no matter which direction I ride my bicycle, the wind blows against me?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Love and War
On 05/22/2013 in Question
