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Hugging
On 02/24/2014 in Question
What, if any, is the scientific value of hugging?
———- from Leo Buscaglia of Echo Park
Oh, come on. Hugging is for wimps and people who don’t spend enough time on-line. A real man either kisses his opponent – or ignores her. Hugging is a posture of defeat employed by the timid to placate bold and lusty types into leaving them be. Scientists never hug anything or anybody, especially each other. They rarely shake hands. Most of the time one scientist will acknowledge another by a nod of the head and a stiff “Good Morning, Professor.” Anything more and he’s running the risk of being thought of as a wimp. In my book, anyone who even touches another person belongs in that category. Hugging? What’s next? A membership drive?
Oh, come on. Hugging is for wimps and people who don’t spend enough time on-line. A real man either kisses his opponent – or ignores her. Hugging is a posture of defeat employed by the timid to placate bold and lusty types into leaving them be. Scientists never hug anything or anybody, especially each other. They rarely shake hands. Most of the time one scientist will acknowledge another by a nod of the head and a stiff “Good Morning, Professor.” Anything more and he’s running the risk of being thought of as a wimp. In my book, anyone who even touches another person belongs in that category. Hugging? What’s next? A membership drive? Sleeping Problems
On 02/21/2014 in Question
Do you ever get so wound up that you can’t sleep at night? You know, just thinking about the same stuff over and over, regretting things, feeling kind of sorry for yourself. What do you do when that happens?
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Appalling PhD
On 02/19/2014 in Question
How dare you call yourself a doctor? The purpose of a Ph.D. is to lend moral force to any statement you care to make, even if it has nothing to do with your area of competence. As a real doctor, I am appalled, frankly. I hope you end up in radio prison or as spam in Internet hell.
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Never Promised You A Beer Garden
On 02/17/2014 in Question
How do I go about growing a beer garden? Can I grow one in Oregon or is the climate too darned wet?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Room for Jello
On 02/14/2014 in Question
