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Evaporated Milk
On 05/04/2012 in Question
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk, the milk is still in the can?
———- from Glenn Condon of San Rafael, CA
You can’t trust anybody nowadays, least of all the giant food conglomerates. Here they were trying to sell you something for nothing, and they end up giving you something for something. No wonder the economy’s in the toilet. Well, since you can’t control them, you could at least use your inquisitive energy asking yourself why you were in the market for nothing in the first place. Is your purchasing power the only power you have left? Or is your self-image so low that you don’t think you deserve milk when you buy it? Evaporated milk, of course, first came out in the Great Depression when a lot of people were feeling pretty bad about themselves. I don’t support the concept, and neither should you. Throw your shoulders back and take a walk in the sunshine, okay? And remember, Dr. Science, cares, even if you don’t.
You can’t trust anybody nowadays, least of all the giant food conglomerates. Here they were trying to sell you something for nothing, and they end up giving you something for something. No wonder the economy’s in the toilet. Well, since you can’t control them, you could at least use your inquisitive energy asking yourself why you were in the market for nothing in the first place. Is your purchasing power the only power you have left? Or is your self-image so low that you don’t think you deserve milk when you buy it? Evaporated milk, of course, first came out in the Great Depression when a lot of people were feeling pretty bad about themselves. I don’t support the concept, and neither should you. Throw your shoulders back and take a walk in the sunshine, okay? And remember, Dr. Science, cares, even if you don’t. Kernel Psychology
On 05/02/2012 in Question
Why do some popcorn kernals pop, while others just lie there on the bottom of the pan?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Hungry Cassette Players
On 04/30/2012 in Question
Why does my cassette player eat my tapes. What could I feed it as a substitute?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Depression
On 04/27/2012 in Question
Lately, I’ve been feeling like everything is pointless. Is this the same as feeling that nothing has any point to it? I know one state is probably just called depression and the other is downright suicidal. I want to make sure which state I’m in.
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Doggie Heaven
On 04/25/2012 in Question
