Evaporated Milk
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk, the milk is still in the can?
———- from Glenn Condon of San Rafael, CA
You can’t trust anybody nowadays, least of all the giant food conglomerates. Here they were trying to sell you something for nothing, and they end up giving you something for something. No wonder the economy’s in the toilet. Well, since you can’t control them, you could at least use your inquisitive energy asking yourself why you were in the market for nothing in the first place. Is your purchasing power the only power you have left? Or is your self-image so low that you don’t think you deserve milk when you buy it? Evaporated milk, of course, first came out in the Great Depression when a lot of people were feeling pretty bad about themselves. I don’t support the concept, and neither should you. Throw your shoulders back and take a walk in the sunshine, okay? And remember, Dr. Science, cares, even if you don’t.
You can’t trust anybody nowadays, least of all the giant food conglomerates. Here they were trying to sell you something for nothing, and they end up giving you something for something. No wonder the economy’s in the toilet. Well, since you can’t control them, you could at least use your inquisitive energy asking yourself why you were in the market for nothing in the first place. Is your purchasing power the only power you have left? Or is your self-image so low that you don’t think you deserve milk when you buy it? Evaporated milk, of course, first came out in the Great Depression when a lot of people were feeling pretty bad about themselves. I don’t support the concept, and neither should you. Throw your shoulders back and take a walk in the sunshine, okay? And remember, Dr. Science, cares, even if you don’t. 