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Belly Button Lint
On 10/05/2012 in Question
Why does a lint ball, the same color as his teeshirt, appear in my husband’s belly button every day?
———- from Mary Ellen Ashby of Colorado Springs, CO
Well, your husband is probably far more fashion conscious than you realize. It takes a lot of sensitivity and patience for him tro find a teeshirt that exactly matches that day’s belly button lint. By the way, the Latin term for such lint is “Ocula Hathaway”, which also explains why that Hathaway shirt man had a patch over one eye. The truly elegant man has a profusion of navel lint that encompasses all the shades of the rainbow. So, you see, marketing and Science have much in common.
Well, your husband is probably far more fashion conscious than you realize. It takes a lot of sensitivity and patience for him tro find a teeshirt that exactly matches that day’s belly button lint. By the way, the Latin term for such lint is “Ocula Hathaway”, which also explains why that Hathaway shirt man had a patch over one eye. The truly elegant man has a profusion of navel lint that encompasses all the shades of the rainbow. So, you see, marketing and Science have much in common. Why is the Hot on the Right?
On 10/03/2012 in Question
Why is the hot on the left and the cold on the right?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
An Alternative to Beavis and Butthead
On 10/01/2012 in Question
I’m searching for a non-destructive alternative to humor for my 14 year old. Beavis and Butthead lacks morality and principle. Can you help?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Soaking Beans Overnight
On 09/28/2012 in Question
Why do beans have to be soaked overnight? If you soak them during the daytime, can they tell the difference?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Do Worms Ever Sleep?
On 09/26/2012 in Question
