Belly Button Lint
Why does a lint ball, the same color as his teeshirt, appear in my husband’s belly button every day?
———- from Mary Ellen Ashby of Colorado Springs, CO
Well, your husband is probably far more fashion conscious than you realize. It takes a lot of sensitivity and patience for him tro find a teeshirt that exactly matches that day’s belly button lint. By the way, the Latin term for such lint is “Ocula Hathaway”, which also explains why that Hathaway shirt man had a patch over one eye. The truly elegant man has a profusion of navel lint that encompasses all the shades of the rainbow. So, you see, marketing and Science have much in common.
Well, your husband is probably far more fashion conscious than you realize. It takes a lot of sensitivity and patience for him tro find a teeshirt that exactly matches that day’s belly button lint. By the way, the Latin term for such lint is “Ocula Hathaway”, which also explains why that Hathaway shirt man had a patch over one eye. The truly elegant man has a profusion of navel lint that encompasses all the shades of the rainbow. So, you see, marketing and Science have much in common. 