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Dr. Science’s Ears
On 10/17/2012 in Question
In your portrait at the top of your web page, why is your ear perfectly round, and black in the center?
———- from Jeff and Ryan Daniels of Dickerson, MD
First of all, I’d like to compliment you on your powers of observation. Years ago, I had my ears replaced with quartz diaphragms that were the precursors of today’s high quality condenser microphones. These audiophile ears give me superhearing and I can hear someone cough in an apartment building in another city. The black spot in the center is the faux ear canal, actually a solar powered NiCad battery that never needs replacing! You sent your question over the internet but, thanks to my super hearing, I heard you mumbling it to yourself as you typed it, even though you were hundreds of miles away.
First of all, I’d like to compliment you on your powers of observation. Years ago, I had my ears replaced with quartz diaphragms that were the precursors of today’s high quality condenser microphones. These audiophile ears give me superhearing and I can hear someone cough in an apartment building in another city. The black spot in the center is the faux ear canal, actually a solar powered NiCad battery that never needs replacing! You sent your question over the internet but, thanks to my super hearing, I heard you mumbling it to yourself as you typed it, even though you were hundreds of miles away. Stretch Cows
On 10/15/2012 in Question
We have obseved that after sleeping, humans, dogs and cats all stretch. Do cows stretch?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Egg Rolls
On 10/12/2012 in Question
How do you make an egg roll? Do you equip it with roller skates or do you push it with a stick?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Survey Party Animals
On 10/10/2012 in Question
When I’m traveling, I keep seeing signs that say “Survey Party.” Yet, when I drive past, I see no refreshments being served. All I see are men standing around looking through telescopes and leaning on tall wooden sticks.
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Brown Grass
On 10/08/2012 in Question
