Survey Party Animals
When I’m traveling, I keep seeing signs that say “Survey Party.” Yet, when I drive past, I see no refreshments being served. All I see are men standing around looking through telescopes and leaning on tall wooden sticks.
———- from Bear Mann of Crescent City, CA
Part of growing up is realizing there are some parties you’re simply just not going to be invited to. These “Survey Parties” are for voyeurs. Those “telescopes” are actually “girly picture tubes.” The word “Survey”, incidentally, is a corruption of “Her Way” — a reference to pre-historic matriarchial societies where women used to stand on the roads, staring down “Big Hunk Tubes” at pictures of scantily clad men. Chances are you wouldn’t be invited to those parties either.
Part of growing up is realizing there are some parties you’re simply just not going to be invited to. These “Survey Parties” are for voyeurs. Those “telescopes” are actually “girly picture tubes.” The word “Survey”, incidentally, is a corruption of “Her Way” — a reference to pre-historic matriarchial societies where women used to stand on the roads, staring down “Big Hunk Tubes” at pictures of scantily clad men. Chances are you wouldn’t be invited to those parties either. 