Posted by Dr. Science on 05/29/2013 in
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Ever since the women’s liberation movement, I haven’t heard much about animal husbandry. Is there a connection here?
———- from Dave Webb of Newburg, OR
Feminism hasn’t made much headway in the animal kingdom. Most four-footed creatures still believe the one who wears the pants calls the shots. Of course, many women secretly believe their husbands are animals, but most of those gals simply tell their friends or therapist and let it go. The typical animal husband is secure in his role. The female praying mantis routinely bites her husband’s head off, but then how many amphibians come home at three in the morning smelling like a brewery, with a strange salamander’s slime on the collar and get decapitated? We simply don’t hear about these episodes, because research isn’t getting done. I don’t know who to blame, but when I find out, I’ll let you know.
