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The History of Fizzies
On 06/06/2014 in Question
What ever happened to Fizzies?
———- from Donna Marmorstein of Aberdeen, SD
Is it mere coincidence that Fizzies hit the market at the same time our manufacture of nuclear warheads was at an all-time high? Or that radioactive waste disposal suddenly became less of a problem when the bitter, fizzy pills became the latest consumer craze? No, there are no coincidences when the Military Industrial complex and the Marketplace meet. I had the good sense to stock up on Fizzies, and have warehoused several hundred thousand of them in my lab storage areas. Whenever I need a cheap source of radioactive Iridium, I simply pop open a raspberry flavored fizzie, and drop it in a beaker of hydrochloric acid.
Is it mere coincidence that Fizzies hit the market at the same time our manufacture of nuclear warheads was at an all-time high? Or that radioactive waste disposal suddenly became less of a problem when the bitter, fizzy pills became the latest consumer craze? No, there are no coincidences when the Military Industrial complex and the Marketplace meet. I had the good sense to stock up on Fizzies, and have warehoused several hundred thousand of them in my lab storage areas. Whenever I need a cheap source of radioactive Iridium, I simply pop open a raspberry flavored fizzie, and drop it in a beaker of hydrochloric acid. Rabid Toothpaste
On 06/04/2014 in Question
If you brushed your teeth with baking soda and then rinsed with vinegar, would your mouth foam up like a rabid animal?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Mom’s Microwave
On 06/02/2014 in Question
What are microwave telephones? I thought microwaves were for zapping cold water into coffee. Can I call my Mom on my microwave?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Where’s the Beef?
On 05/30/2014 in Question
Could there ever really be a river of beef?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
An Explanation for Laughter
On 05/28/2014 in Question
