The History of Fizzies
What ever happened to Fizzies?
———- from Donna Marmorstein of Aberdeen, SD
Is it mere coincidence that Fizzies hit the market at the same time our manufacture of nuclear warheads was at an all-time high? Or that radioactive waste disposal suddenly became less of a problem when the bitter, fizzy pills became the latest consumer craze? No, there are no coincidences when the Military Industrial complex and the Marketplace meet. I had the good sense to stock up on Fizzies, and have warehoused several hundred thousand of them in my lab storage areas. Whenever I need a cheap source of radioactive Iridium, I simply pop open a raspberry flavored fizzie, and drop it in a beaker of hydrochloric acid.
Is it mere coincidence that Fizzies hit the market at the same time our manufacture of nuclear warheads was at an all-time high? Or that radioactive waste disposal suddenly became less of a problem when the bitter, fizzy pills became the latest consumer craze? No, there are no coincidences when the Military Industrial complex and the Marketplace meet. I had the good sense to stock up on Fizzies, and have warehoused several hundred thousand of them in my lab storage areas. Whenever I need a cheap source of radioactive Iridium, I simply pop open a raspberry flavored fizzie, and drop it in a beaker of hydrochloric acid. 