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Your Tax Dollars and the Internet
On 06/17/2013 in Question
If the Internet was made with my tax dollars, why must I pay to use iteach month?
———- from Terrance Borek ofSchenectedy, NY
Any fees you pay for online access are actually donations to a fund to deprogram people brainwashed by non-stop browsing. In fact there’s a secret treatment center hidden in the brown, scrubby hills of Southern California, dedicated to the problem. You’ll end up there eventually if you’re not careful. Some people think the Internet is a conspiracy to enslave the populace, just like fluoride in the drinking water or daytime television. Of course these people are merely deluded. And of course I used your tax dollars when I invented the Internet. I use them to finance all my work.
Any fees you pay for online access are actually donations to a fund to deprogram people brainwashed by non-stop browsing. In fact there’s a secret treatment center hidden in the brown, scrubby hills of Southern California, dedicated to the problem. You’ll end up there eventually if you’re not careful. Some people think the Internet is a conspiracy to enslave the populace, just like fluoride in the drinking water or daytime television. Of course these people are merely deluded. And of course I used your tax dollars when I invented the Internet. I use them to finance all my work.Ignoring Chain Letters
On 06/14/2013 in Question
On a daily basis I delete 2-3 chain letters sent to me by various ‘friends’and none of the nasty things written in them ever happens to me. Why is this?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Computer Performance
On 06/12/2013 in Question
I bought a 28.8 modem to access AOL, but the pages don’t seem to download any faster. Should I get a faster computer?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Spray Can Navals
On 06/10/2013 in Question
What is the purpose of the little round spot on the cap of a spray can?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Wrecking Oyters
On 06/07/2013 in Question
