Strange Sounds in Kung Fu Movies

I love Kung Fu movies, but wonder where all the strange sounds come from.They can’t be human, I know that much.

———- from Patrick Keller of Colorado Springs, CO

At frequences beyond the range of human hearing are thecries of the inanimate world. Chairs, tables, windows and doors all have alot to say, and are saying it almost all the time. The people who make KungFu movies have had their consciousness expanded by the mystic arts enabling them to perceive these cries. Thanks to special microphones and recordingdevices, these oohs, aaahs, thwunks and splats are brought to theforeground, where they irritate those of us who would rather hide from theirmessage.