Posted by Dr. Science on 02/22/2013 in
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I’ve heard that women are made out of men’s ribs. Should I try this at home? Please rush your answer, I’m extremely lonely.
———- from Nick Nicholl of Colorado Springs, CO
You could try, but it would be painful, messy, and unless the Great Scientist blessed the proceeding, it would probably just land you in the National Enquirer with the other stories like “man puts TV dinner to bed, eats son”. Certainly there are plenty of females in Colorado Springs, despite the Air Force academy. Dancing lessons wouldn’t hurt and they’d be a lot cheaper than corrective surgery.
