Containing the Universal Solvent

What is the best container for a universal solvent?

———- from Lee Budam of Cullowhee, NC

I use tupperware, although any old mayonnaise jar will work if first coated with a few microns of triethyltoluene. Of course, you’ll want to store the solvent in a dark room, preferably a root cellar nestled a comfortable distance, say 5000 meters, beneath the surface. That way, any liquid that escapes will meet bedrock and below that, liquid magma. Let’s face it, accidents do happen. And if you lose a substantial amount of universal solvent, you can always watch the ads in the Sunday paper and buy more when it goes on sale.