Turning Cats Inside Out

What happens if you turn a cat inside out?

———- from Anton Nichta of Prague, Czekoslovakia

You get a very angry cat. Cats take a dim view of this “let’s torture a cat” syndrome that seems to affect most boys between the ages of ten and thirteen. Oddly enough, the audio frequencies most irritating to dogs dominate the kind of pre-pubescent rock songs favored by this demographic. What is it in latency that causes such danger and discomfort to household pets? There have been reports of pre-teens using telekinetic powers to start fires and throw pots and pans about. This cat thing could be part of that.