Genetic Makeup
My wife’s birthday is coming up soon. Where can I find some of this “Genetic Makeup” I’ve been reading so much about?
———- from Rex Fisher of Portland, OR
Woolworth’s used to carry it, but only in certain inner-city stores that are closing faster than an eighties Savings and Loan. I’ve been able to locate some that’s manufactured in Thailand under the “Golden Happy Blossom” label, but it’s made of recombinant DNA and recycled tea bags. The chromosomes are still there, but microscopic examination shows some of them are broken and lack motility. My advice is to skip the high tech face grease and use mild soap followed by plenty of cold water. For her birthday, why not reserve her a copy of my upcoming book about flying saucers?
Woolworth’s used to carry it, but only in certain inner-city stores that are closing faster than an eighties Savings and Loan. I’ve been able to locate some that’s manufactured in Thailand under the “Golden Happy Blossom” label, but it’s made of recombinant DNA and recycled tea bags. The chromosomes are still there, but microscopic examination shows some of them are broken and lack motility. My advice is to skip the high tech face grease and use mild soap followed by plenty of cold water. For her birthday, why not reserve her a copy of my upcoming book about flying saucers? 