Adam, Eve and Friends
Adam and Eve had two children, Cain and Abel. After Cain killed Abel, he went to the land of Nod, to the East of Eden, and took a wife. Where did she come from?
———- from Vicki McKay of Anhorage, AK
You ever seen those ads, “Russian Women Desire Pen Pals?” Those have been around literally since the dawn of time. The fact is, Cain married a Russian lady doctor and after she prescribed for him a mild sedative to quell those angry outbursts, Cain led a relatively uneventful life selling vinyl siding to the Hittites. Back then vinyl siding wasn’t guaranteed for a lifetime, because some people lived to be nine hundred years old. After Cain retired from the siding business, he invented miniature golf, and he and his wife started the first miniature golf country club.
You ever seen those ads, “Russian Women Desire Pen Pals?” Those have been around literally since the dawn of time. The fact is, Cain married a Russian lady doctor and after she prescribed for him a mild sedative to quell those angry outbursts, Cain led a relatively uneventful life selling vinyl siding to the Hittites. Back then vinyl siding wasn’t guaranteed for a lifetime, because some people lived to be nine hundred years old. After Cain retired from the siding business, he invented miniature golf, and he and his wife started the first miniature golf country club. 