How to Improve the Human Body
If you were redesigning the human body, what improvements would you make?
———- from Compuserve Junkie of St. Louis
First of all, I’d get rid of the bellybutton and all body hair. I find it offensive. Secondly, I’d double or triple the number of oil glands. Shiny people look good to me. They remind me of a freshly waxed car. Lastly, I think I’d put velcro on the palms of the hands and attach wheels on rotating casters to the bottom of the feet, much like the ones used in shopping carts. That way you could turn on a dime and skates and bicycles would become obsolete.
First of all, I’d get rid of the bellybutton and all body hair. I find it offensive. Secondly, I’d double or triple the number of oil glands. Shiny people look good to me. They remind me of a freshly waxed car. Lastly, I think I’d put velcro on the palms of the hands and attach wheels on rotating casters to the bottom of the feet, much like the ones used in shopping carts. That way you could turn on a dime and skates and bicycles would become obsolete. 