God & Cheez Whiz
If there is a God, why is there Cheez Whiz?
———- from Richard Goldaber of New York City
Why, God made Cheez Whiz, too, of course. As all pointy-headed evolutionists are well aware, life evolves from lower forms. First there was formaldehyde, then naugahyde, formica, and, finally, Cheez Whiz. Now Cheez Whiz cannot evolve any further because it’s what biologists call an “end of the line” substance. The molecules that comprise Cheez Whiz are stuck together by covalent bonds so strong that even a nuclear chain reaction could not loosen them. That’s why the Nuclear Regulatory Agency has chosen Cheez Whiz as the official coating for control rods in our nation’s nuclear reactors. Whether this was a good choice will only be determined when and if one melts down. Mmmmm good!
Why, God made Cheez Whiz, too, of course. As all pointy-headed evolutionists are well aware, life evolves from lower forms. First there was formaldehyde, then naugahyde, formica, and, finally, Cheez Whiz. Now Cheez Whiz cannot evolve any further because it’s what biologists call an “end of the line” substance. The molecules that comprise Cheez Whiz are stuck together by covalent bonds so strong that even a nuclear chain reaction could not loosen them. That’s why the Nuclear Regulatory Agency has chosen Cheez Whiz as the official coating for control rods in our nation’s nuclear reactors. Whether this was a good choice will only be determined when and if one melts down. Mmmmm good! 