Car Salespersons
How do all those car salesmen come out of one building?
———- from Brandon Templeton of Corning, IA
Inside the car dealership, salesmen are kept both dehydrated and compressed, often taking up no more space than a small Yugo. When even the most disinterested passer-by lingers at a car, an alarm sounds inside the building, and within milliseconds scores of salesmen and hydrated and inflated to their normal size. From there, they casually stream from the building, pretending to be engaged in a myriad of activities when, in fact, they are zeroing in on their prospect. The only evasive action the poor mark can take at this point is to run, even if it means crossing several lanes of traffic. Anything beats a five year loan, plus tax, license and title.
Inside the car dealership, salesmen are kept both dehydrated and compressed, often taking up no more space than a small Yugo. When even the most disinterested passer-by lingers at a car, an alarm sounds inside the building, and within milliseconds scores of salesmen and hydrated and inflated to their normal size. From there, they casually stream from the building, pretending to be engaged in a myriad of activities when, in fact, they are zeroing in on their prospect. The only evasive action the poor mark can take at this point is to run, even if it means crossing several lanes of traffic. Anything beats a five year loan, plus tax, license and title. 