UFO Inquiry
What do you call a UFO after it has landed?
———- from Ken Armstrong of Gloucester, Ontario, Canada
A “big honker”, or a “what in the heck is that?” Contrary to popular belief, the IFO, or Identified Flying Object is simply a weather balloon or a top secret experimental aircraft. There is no conspiracy by the Federal Government to deceive us about the nature of these things. But the UFO is truly unidentified, which is a fancy way of saying “no one knows what it is.” Your guess is as good as mine. I guess I’d favor the belief that they are concrete manifestations of our collective unconscious. That might explain the one I once saw in Wisconsin that looked like a giant, inflated Ross Perot.
