Stinky Question
We stink! What brand of soap do you suggest we use?
———- from Daniel Easteep and Ashton Biggers ofGlasgow, KY
Thank you for sharing. Dr. Science is always happy to hear inappropriate self-disclosure. As one who shares your malady, I know the power of telling an uninterested audience your deepest, darkest secrets. Newfound friends can suddenly and unexpectedly disappear. That colleague you assumed thought highly of you will no longer return your phone calls. That appointment you thought was yours is given to someone obviously less qualified. What’s the problem? Lack of discretion. There is a time and a place for everything, and this is neither the time nor the place to talk about your lack of personal hygiene, much less mine.
Thank you for sharing. Dr. Science is always happy to hear inappropriate self-disclosure. As one who shares your malady, I know the power of telling an uninterested audience your deepest, darkest secrets. Newfound friends can suddenly and unexpectedly disappear. That colleague you assumed thought highly of you will no longer return your phone calls. That appointment you thought was yours is given to someone obviously less qualified. What’s the problem? Lack of discretion. There is a time and a place for everything, and this is neither the time nor the place to talk about your lack of personal hygiene, much less mine.