The Truth About the Sun
If there’s no oxygen in space and fire needs oxygen to burn, how is it that the sun is on fire?
———- from Myke Muller of Sunland, CA
The sun on fire? Hah! So you buy that old NASA propaganda too? The sun is actually a giant ball of yellow orange shag carpeting, suspended a few hundred miles above earth. Smelling strongly of strawberry incense, it was taken from the bachelor pad of the god Laz-E-Boy, and condemned to hang at the outer reaches of the exosphere. The source of its heat is simple fermentation. Spilled beer, corn chips, and simple household dust have combined to produce an slow burning furnace of stellar proportion.
The sun on fire? Hah! So you buy that old NASA propaganda too? The sun is actually a giant ball of yellow orange shag carpeting, suspended a few hundred miles above earth. Smelling strongly of strawberry incense, it was taken from the bachelor pad of the god Laz-E-Boy, and condemned to hang at the outer reaches of the exosphere. The source of its heat is simple fermentation. Spilled beer, corn chips, and simple household dust have combined to produce an slow burning furnace of stellar proportion. 