The Origin of Dolphins
What were dolphins before they became dolphins?
———- from Nathan Fitzgerald of Menominee, WI
They were community college instructors. Possessing a cheery disposition, a helpful air, and gifted with true humility, they actually enjoy college teaching, and forego the nasty departmental infighting of their four year college colleagues. Those community college instructors who fail to muster enough good will spend their next lives as school crossing guards. Dolphins are among the most highly evolved creatures, and even rudimentary dolphin poetry is said to rival Shakespeare’s sonnets.
They were community college instructors. Possessing a cheery disposition, a helpful air, and gifted with true humility, they actually enjoy college teaching, and forego the nasty departmental infighting of their four year college colleagues. Those community college instructors who fail to muster enough good will spend their next lives as school crossing guards. Dolphins are among the most highly evolved creatures, and even rudimentary dolphin poetry is said to rival Shakespeare’s sonnets. 