Screen Saver Dilemma

  I just finished listening to your fabled CD & installing your screen saver. My productivity has dropped by 95% (the remaining 5% is “productive” simply because I am indeed at work), and now I can’t bring myself to move the mouse because the screen saver will stop and I’ll be “guilted” into working. Think of all of the stress that I’m avoiding by simply watching your soothing screen saver! Soon, doctors will prescribe it to patients who’ve suffered heart attacks, have high blood pressure or other anxiety-related disorders in yet another triumph for science!

———- from Julie Kulak of Naperville, Il

  I couldn’t have described my latest software emission better than you’ve already done. Leave the mouse alone at work and simply stare at the screen. It makes you look even smarter to those bored coworkers who glance into your cubby opening. Keep staring at the screen saver and pretty soon you won’t need to work, you’ll be unemployable!