Groundhog Behavior
Has a groundhog ever been struck by lightning?
———- from Perry Broz of Salina KS
No and it never will, either! Groundhogs are almost entirely made of neutrinos, small sub-atomic particles that repel lightning and, coincidentally, chiggers. In fact, a groundhog’s idea of a good time is to go golfing during an electrical storm, standing in the tall grass of the rough and waving a nine iron in the air. If I were you, I wouldn’t waste my time envying groundhogs for their immunity. They have a brain the size of a pea and subsist on a diet of worms, roots and dirt. Walk a mile in a groundhog’s shoes and then see if you can let this groundhog envy thing go. And let me know how you’re doing. Dr. Science cares.
No and it never will, either! Groundhogs are almost entirely made of neutrinos, small sub-atomic particles that repel lightning and, coincidentally, chiggers. In fact, a groundhog’s idea of a good time is to go golfing during an electrical storm, standing in the tall grass of the rough and waving a nine iron in the air. If I were you, I wouldn’t waste my time envying groundhogs for their immunity. They have a brain the size of a pea and subsist on a diet of worms, roots and dirt. Walk a mile in a groundhog’s shoes and then see if you can let this groundhog envy thing go. And let me know how you’re doing. Dr. Science cares. 