Cyberspeak

Why do we drive on a Parkway, but we can’t get a decent cup of coffee?

———- from Mary Allen of Northampton, Mass

For the same reason you could lead a horse to water but you can’t get him to appreciate most modern art. Besides, a six year old kid can drink himself sick at a water fountain but try getting him to put a man on the moon. It’s all part of the vast paradigm called “Cyberspeak,” which is what happens when your brain resembles a hard drive that has lost track of its root directory. Everything becomes cross-linked chains, scrambled bits and bytes that are so lost they’ll never be found.