Posted by Dr. Science on 02/06/2012 in
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Why is Tim Allen so darned famous? He just seems like a normal guy. Don’t you have to do something to be famous?
———- from Mara Nesbitt of Portland OR
Not in this country. Especially on television, all you have to do is be yourself. That’s hard to do when there’s an entire crew of bored technicians glaring at you from behind the lights. Yes, in order to act naturally on TV, you most probably have to be “on something.” In most cases, it’s a mixture of chromium picolinate, selenium and yohimbew, the wonder aphrodesiac that’s sold in drugstores everywhere. Catalysed by many cups of densely brewed coffee, these natural substances course through the bloodstream, urging your repressed portions to express themselves. They do, and you’re able to “act naturally” with complete confidence. The camera loves you. America loves you. It’s that simple, Mara.
