Red-Nosed President

Why is President Clinton’s nose always so red?

———- from Keff Dolan of Oakland CA

Unlike W.C. Fields or Boris Yeltsin, President Clinton doesn’t share their love for hard drink. The man who never inhaled is no boozer, but rather a good family man who just happens to love Christmas more than the military or the press. You may recall that Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, was first laughed at by his comrades. Eventually, Santa put him over all the other reindeer. Well, our President hopes that Santa takes pity on him when he’s low in the opinion polls and gives him a good job like that, too, come the next election.