Certified Quantum Mechanics
I’m thinking of having my car serviced. Should I take it to a regular mechanic or a quantum mechanic?
———- from Wendy Woollett of Helena, MT
It clearly depends on your driving habits. If you often drive at faster than light speeds, you’d do well to have it serviced by a certified quantum mechanic. That way you can rest assured that if you hit a pothole at Mach 4 million, the suspension won’t disintegrate into fundamental particles. Sure, they charge a bit more than your standard grease monkey, but they stand behind their work. I recall hearing about one case where a graduate student took a research vehicle on a joyride and forgot to check the oil first. He’s now stuck in the stone age.
It clearly depends on your driving habits. If you often drive at faster than light speeds, you’d do well to have it serviced by a certified quantum mechanic. That way you can rest assured that if you hit a pothole at Mach 4 million, the suspension won’t disintegrate into fundamental particles. Sure, they charge a bit more than your standard grease monkey, but they stand behind their work. I recall hearing about one case where a graduate student took a research vehicle on a joyride and forgot to check the oil first. He’s now stuck in the stone age. 