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Helpless Babies
On 07/16/2012 in Question
Why are baby humans so helpless when they’re born, compared to other animals?
———- from Shawn McGregor of Ft. Collins, CO
They’re asking for sympathy, hoping someone will take pity on them so they won’t ever have to get jobs and pay taxes. In this way, baby humans are said to be the “con artists of the animal kingdom” and if left to their own devices, will eventually develop Ponzi schemes and complicated forms of three-card monte. Whenever I’m in the prescence of a baby human, I practice tough love and refuse to acknowledge its existence. I’m told it develops character.
They’re asking for sympathy, hoping someone will take pity on them so they won’t ever have to get jobs and pay taxes. In this way, baby humans are said to be the “con artists of the animal kingdom” and if left to their own devices, will eventually develop Ponzi schemes and complicated forms of three-card monte. Whenever I’m in the prescence of a baby human, I practice tough love and refuse to acknowledge its existence. I’m told it develops character. Red Blood
On 07/13/2012 in Question
Okay, wise guy, why is blood red?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Unnatural Thespians
On 07/11/2012 in Question
I understand that thespians sometimes participate in unnatural acts. What does Science have to say about this?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Snail Torture
On 07/09/2012 in Question
After we crush snail shells, do the snails turn into slugs?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
The Cosmos
On 07/06/2012 in Question
