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Dashboard Nose Job
On 11/22/2013 in Question
Why do older people drive with their noses up over the dashboard?
———- from Shannon Archer of Dearborn MI
Science used to think it was because they’re looking for something on the pavement. But then science took the time to ask an elderly driver and found it was in order to better smell the dashboard. Apparently the smell of dusty vinyl triggers past memories. With that comes increased motoring skills. Now if that seems odd, remember that many an astronaut taped an old sweatsock inside the space suit helmet as a reminder of those crazy student days at the air academy. It takes whatever it takes.
Science used to think it was because they’re looking for something on the pavement. But then science took the time to ask an elderly driver and found it was in order to better smell the dashboard. Apparently the smell of dusty vinyl triggers past memories. With that comes increased motoring skills. Now if that seems odd, remember that many an astronaut taped an old sweatsock inside the space suit helmet as a reminder of those crazy student days at the air academy. It takes whatever it takes. Bated Breath
On 11/20/2013 in Question
What is bated breath? I think I might have it, and I’m worried. Can my dentist help?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Teapot Problems
On 11/18/2013 in Question
I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, what exactly is it that I shout?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Science vs. Seance
On 11/15/2013 in Question
Just what is the difference between “science” and “seance”?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Distant Objects
On 11/13/2013 in Question
