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Banana Slug Spirits
On 03/19/2014 in Question
Why is it when I kiss a banana slug my lips sometimes stick together?
———- from Sallie Greenthumb of Lake Oswego, OR
No matter how overwhelmed with affection you become, you must never kiss a banana slug. It’s dangerous for you: a near-sighted slug may mistake your tongue for a fellow creature and fall in love with it. And it’s dangerous for the slug. The banana slug is a free spirit, sort of like that touring folksinger we all once “knew.” It comes in the night, goes with the wind, it can never be tamed or possessed. Kissing a banana slug only creates a false sense of dependency. A slug cannot be tied down and must forever roam free. If you haven’t obtained your free copy of “The Banana Slug Owner’s Handbook” from the SPCA, I urge you to do so. Unless you have the right attitude, your banana slug – with or without guitar – will break your heart.
No matter how overwhelmed with affection you become, you must never kiss a banana slug. It’s dangerous for you: a near-sighted slug may mistake your tongue for a fellow creature and fall in love with it. And it’s dangerous for the slug. The banana slug is a free spirit, sort of like that touring folksinger we all once “knew.” It comes in the night, goes with the wind, it can never be tamed or possessed. Kissing a banana slug only creates a false sense of dependency. A slug cannot be tied down and must forever roam free. If you haven’t obtained your free copy of “The Banana Slug Owner’s Handbook” from the SPCA, I urge you to do so. Unless you have the right attitude, your banana slug – with or without guitar – will break your heart. Grizzly Bear Habits
On 03/17/2014 in Question
Why do grizzly bears in Wyoming and Montana only eat non-residents? Virtually no citizen in our two states has ever been eaten – just non-residents!
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Snowflake Similarities
On 03/14/2014 in Question
As winter approaches, I pause to wonder…is it really true no two snowflakes are alike?
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
All-Purpose Flashlights
On 03/12/2014 in Question
How do you operate one of those all-purpose flashlights? I tried to peel potatoes with it, and blow my nose on it but I must say, its all-purpose characteristics were less than satisfactory.
--- Here's the answer from Dr. Science
Mortician Radio
On 03/10/2014 in Question
