Dr. Science for the Holidaze

Are you still looking for that perfect present for that special someone in your life, your ward, or cell? Well, you can thrill them to death (not actual death, just excitement) by getting them a special Ask Dr. Science gift for the holidaze. Just click over to our catalog page and peruse the fine assortment of Dr. Science mugs, CD’s, t-shirts, personal message greetings, and more.

Every dollar spent in the Ask Dr. Science catalogatorium boosts your IQ by one point, so don’t delay. Act today.

If you place your order by this Thursday, December 19, you’ll be sure to have present in hand by December 25. Dr. Science thanks you from the bottom of his Fortress of Arrogance and wishes you a very merry 2014.

———- Rodney