Posted by Dr. Science on 03/20/2013 in
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How come when I take a shower I don’t dry off when I get out?
———- from Weasel of San Francisco, CA
Do you have a towel? The last guy I knew named Weasel, and who lived in San Francisco, kept his few possessions in a cardboard box. As I recall, neither soap nor a towel was one of those. He did, however, have a scratched LP recording of Perry Como’s Greatest Hits and an autographed picture Garner Ted Armstrong. Here’s an idea, maybe a few minutes after you shower you actually are dry, but just don’t notice. Or maybe you forgot to turn the shower on and instead lathered yourself with petroleum jelly. Maybe you’re really standing inside a phone booth and you can’t remember whom you wanted to call. The possibilities are endless.
