Posted by Dr. Science on 02/13/2013 in
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Why should I vote for the Ask Dr. Science web site as Cool Site of the Year? Are you going to give us a tax cut, balance the budget, or clean up Hollywood?
———- from Rick Alber of Los Angeles, CA
Yes, I’m going to do all those things and much, much more. This Cool Site of the Year thing is just the beginning. Before you know it, I’ll be giving self-improvement seminars in hotel ballrooms. Lost souls will fork over hundreds of dollars just to hear me wax poetic over my personal life, my likes and dislikes, vague beliefs in God, and the heartwarming story of how I overcame a chronic addiction to industrial solvents. Then I’m going to launch a line of Dr. Science toys, ugly little misshapen creatures that are the results of laboratory experiments gone awry. Finally, I’ll dissolve our so called democratic republic, and install myself as “Grand Hero of the People, and Savior of the Nation.” It’s going to take a lot of doing, but that’s why you have to get out and vote today!
