Egg Rolls
How do you make an egg roll? Do you equip it with roller skates or do you push it with a stick?
———- from Bill Cantlon of Silsbee, TX
The only way to make an egg roll is to make the egg think that the rolling is its idea. One way to do that is to show an egg some slow motion movies of attractive eggs rolling down grassy hills. Another way is to absolutely forbid the egg from rolling. Some Chinese restaurants use a third method. They hop an egg up on so much MSG that it begins to nervously roll around the kitchen floor, picking up bits of food in the process. I’ve never witnessed this, but it sounds like it should be against the law.
The only way to make an egg roll is to make the egg think that the rolling is its idea. One way to do that is to show an egg some slow motion movies of attractive eggs rolling down grassy hills. Another way is to absolutely forbid the egg from rolling. Some Chinese restaurants use a third method. They hop an egg up on so much MSG that it begins to nervously roll around the kitchen floor, picking up bits of food in the process. I’ve never witnessed this, but it sounds like it should be against the law. 