Pets on the Internet
They say that on the Internet, no one can tell if you’re a dog. How many household pets really log on in a given day?
———- from Mark Gorenberg of Emeryville, CA
It depends on the cycle of the moon. Come a full moon, many pets grab the nearest mouse and start clicking. I’ve heard it said that most of the creatures logged on in chat rooms after 10 p.m. are animals, usually domestic pets with an axe to grind. Cats usually use foul language and are the source of much of the call for net regulation. Dogs tend to be much more moderate, loyal, and dull. By the way, the symbol for e mail slobber is ampersand asterisk.
It depends on the cycle of the moon. Come a full moon, many pets grab the nearest mouse and start clicking. I’ve heard it said that most of the creatures logged on in chat rooms after 10 p.m. are animals, usually domestic pets with an axe to grind. Cats usually use foul language and are the source of much of the call for net regulation. Dogs tend to be much more moderate, loyal, and dull. By the way, the symbol for e mail slobber is ampersand asterisk.