Brain cells and Web TV
Which is worse for brain cells, TV or Web TV?
———- from Steve Perlman of Sunnyvale, CA
Neither. They are both extremely beneficial to brain cell development. In fact, people who spend a lot of time on Web TV have brains swollen to three times the normal size. Sometimes these people resemble a giant pumpkin with a small body, like a ventriloquist’s dummy, dangling below. The jerky, one frame every thirty seconds rhythm of Web TV seems to stimulate brain cell growth hormone far better than regular TV, which takes a lifetime to create a true Fat Head.
Neither. They are both extremely beneficial to brain cell development. In fact, people who spend a lot of time on Web TV have brains swollen to three times the normal size. Sometimes these people resemble a giant pumpkin with a small body, like a ventriloquist’s dummy, dangling below. The jerky, one frame every thirty seconds rhythm of Web TV seems to stimulate brain cell growth hormone far better than regular TV, which takes a lifetime to create a true Fat Head.