Four Little Questions
Where do puppies go when they die? If there is a God, why do innocent people suffer? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Why is grass green?
———- from Little Andy Rooney of Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Puppies go to puppy heaven when they die, unless they’ve been bad, like most Yorkshire terriers, then they go to doggy hell. Good people suffer as a test of their belief in God, I’m told. I recommend the Book of Job on that one. If my memory serves me right, it’s 13 angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Why is grass green? Well, Andy, color is the interpretation of our central nervous system of the effect produced on the eye by the electromagnetic radiation of a unit of light. Glad to help out.
Puppies go to puppy heaven when they die, unless they’ve been bad, like most Yorkshire terriers, then they go to doggy hell. Good people suffer as a test of their belief in God, I’m told. I recommend the Book of Job on that one. If my memory serves me right, it’s 13 angels that can dance on the head of a pin. Why is grass green? Well, Andy, color is the interpretation of our central nervous system of the effect produced on the eye by the electromagnetic radiation of a unit of light. Glad to help out.