Posted by Dr. Science on 08/08/2014 in
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What exactly is “mojo” and how do you get your “mojo working”?
———- from Joey Terry Skeletons ofSpringfield, MO
One’s mojo is a hard thing to measure, but science is working on it. In the mojo laboratories located in Wop Bop A Loo Bop a Wop Bam Boom, New Jersey, science is working hard to locate the mojo. A difficult task, we admit. Mojo has been found in pink sports coats, highly reflective sunglasses, blue suede shoes, even in the back seat of a ’62 Mercury. Mojo has not been found in Calvin Klein’s, Julio Iglesias records, or hair styling mousse. Until science can find the elusive mojo, you might be out of luck. Stamp collecting can be fun and profitable and help you pass the time until you can find your mojo and get it working. We all have one, my friend.