Posted by Dr. Science on 02/22/2012 in
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Why does nature hate a vacuum?
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Nature hates a lot of things and, actually, a vacuum is far down the list — behind perpetual motion machines and lemon-lime flavorings. The older Creation gets, the crankier Nature becomes. Some say that Nature has simply lost her joie de vivre and is looking to spend her Autumn years railing against a long list of modern developments and voting against school bond issues. Nature’s first vacuum cleaner was an old upright Hoover. It lasted 50 years. Nowadays, it’s tough to find one of these new plastic machines that’ll make it five. Nature hates that, and come to think of it, I’m not too happy about that, either.