World Leader Toss

If you threw Boris Yeltsin and Bill Clinton, which one would splat the hardest?

———- from Chris Wilkins of Minneapolis

First of all, I defy you to get close enough to throw any world leader. They all have bodyguards even heftier than they are. And, as Galileo proved by dropping his balls from the Eiffel Tower, the rate at which objects fall is unaffected by their mass when you discount for wind resistance. In fact, I always ask for a wind resistance discount when I shop, in addition to the senior citizen discount. When they ask to see proof of age, I tell them I left my wallet in my other lab coat. Hope I’ve answered your question.