Posted by Dr. Science on 10/05/2011 in
Question |
Are you the designated driver when you drive alone?
———- from Steve Scholz of Chicago, IL
Not since I bought one of those new auto pilot Studebakers back in 1957. I simply push a few buttons and that puppy drives itself. I surrendered my driver’s license after my initial research on a faster than light vehicle freaked me out. It put me over the edge and I was never able to drive comfortably again. So technology became both the problem and the solution, as is so often the case. Once I took a cross country trip and slept the whole time curled in the back seat. I still have a naugahyde imprint on my left cheek.
