Teapot Problems
I’m a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, what exactly is it that I shout?
———- from Leon Martell of Los Angeles
I feel sorry for you. We live in a universe that is simply fraught with possibility and purpose. What would a Carbon-Cesium bond look like? Can X-ray irradiation extend the usable life of a windshield wiper? What would happen if a negatively charged muon met an irrational number? Yes, there’s a lot out there in the real world, Leon, and all you have to do is reach out and grab hold of even the smallest chunk of it. Is this some kind of coded message from an underground political group? Or are you simply wasting my time and the computer screens of up to 5 billion potential Dr. Science Internet fans? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Let me know when you start to whistle, though. Dr. Science cares.
I feel sorry for you. We live in a universe that is simply fraught with possibility and purpose. What would a Carbon-Cesium bond look like? Can X-ray irradiation extend the usable life of a windshield wiper? What would happen if a negatively charged muon met an irrational number? Yes, there’s a lot out there in the real world, Leon, and all you have to do is reach out and grab hold of even the smallest chunk of it. Is this some kind of coded message from an underground political group? Or are you simply wasting my time and the computer screens of up to 5 billion potential Dr. Science Internet fans? You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Let me know when you start to whistle, though. Dr. Science cares. 