Orgasms and Organisms
What’s the difference between an orgasm, an organism and an Oregonian?
———- from M. Galloway of Eugene OR
The differences are quite evident. An orgasm is a mythical “experience” desperately sought by lost souls in search of a “lifestyle”. Although men often claim to experience them, it’s my opinion they are as real as the Easter Bunny or the elusive “meaningful relationship.” Now, an organism is a collection of orgasms, a fictional work with a glossy cover. An Oregonian is a devotee of Dr. Wilhelm Reich. These followers of the celebrated self-proclaimed German genius tended to migrate to the frigid Swampland just north of California. They wear sandals year round and walk around in a perpetual drizzle wearing a faintly bemused expression.
The differences are quite evident. An orgasm is a mythical “experience” desperately sought by lost souls in search of a “lifestyle”. Although men often claim to experience them, it’s my opinion they are as real as the Easter Bunny or the elusive “meaningful relationship.” Now, an organism is a collection of orgasms, a fictional work with a glossy cover. An Oregonian is a devotee of Dr. Wilhelm Reich. These followers of the celebrated self-proclaimed German genius tended to migrate to the frigid Swampland just north of California. They wear sandals year round and walk around in a perpetual drizzle wearing a faintly bemused expression. 