Mood Rings
Hey, so whatever happened to mood rings, dude?
———- from Charlie Wilson of Menomonee, Wisconsin
You can never really lose a mood ring. You can, however, lose your mind due to stress, a history of substance abuse or neurological damage. The funny and endearing thing about mood rings is their ability to read your mood even if you’ve misplaced your mind. Many psychotic scientists wear mood rings to assure their subjects that somebody’s still home. In fact, mood rings have been shown to be capable of creating moods for certain people incapable of feeling. The IRS recently purchased a whole trainload of leftover mood rings, which will simulate emotions during audits. Now, that’s progress!
You can never really lose a mood ring. You can, however, lose your mind due to stress, a history of substance abuse or neurological damage. The funny and endearing thing about mood rings is their ability to read your mood even if you’ve misplaced your mind. Many psychotic scientists wear mood rings to assure their subjects that somebody’s still home. In fact, mood rings have been shown to be capable of creating moods for certain people incapable of feeling. The IRS recently purchased a whole trainload of leftover mood rings, which will simulate emotions during audits. Now, that’s progress! 