Eyelash Mites
Do you know about mites that live in your eye lashes?
———- from Daniel Leeman of Boston, MA
Do I know about them, they’re the bane of my very existence! I wish I’d never turned that Cesium Ray on those common dust mites, transforming them into eyelash-chomping carnivores. It was the first time I’d ever been attacked by one of my experimental subjects. Well, not the first time, but those monkeys were rabid when I got them. And those rats, well you just can’t feed rats Jell-O day after day and not expect some subtle change in their disposition. I found a way to get rid of eyelash mites, but it involves using an ultrasonic toothbrush and laundry bleach. To protect myself from lawsuits, I can’t share those instructions with you over the Internet, but I’d be glad to share them on a personal basis. Let’s talk, shall we?
Do I know about them, they’re the bane of my very existence! I wish I’d never turned that Cesium Ray on those common dust mites, transforming them into eyelash-chomping carnivores. It was the first time I’d ever been attacked by one of my experimental subjects. Well, not the first time, but those monkeys were rabid when I got them. And those rats, well you just can’t feed rats Jell-O day after day and not expect some subtle change in their disposition. I found a way to get rid of eyelash mites, but it involves using an ultrasonic toothbrush and laundry bleach. To protect myself from lawsuits, I can’t share those instructions with you over the Internet, but I’d be glad to share them on a personal basis. Let’s talk, shall we? 